The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
How does loose leaf watch TV? Paper-view
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
What did mr and mrs Cow name their calf who they sent away to be slaughtered? Little miss Steak.
Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent. His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.
A man with a drum came to my door I told him to beat it
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.
A man walks up to a millionaire fisherman Man: “Wow you must make a lot of money off fishing.”Fisherman: “Aye I do, last season I raked in over $500,000.”Man: “If you don’t mind me asking how much is your Networth?”Fisher: “This old net is worth around $200.”
What do you call an angry rabbit in the desert? A hot cross bun.