The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What did the sliced loaf say to the uncliced loaf? OK bloomer.

Dad, why is my sister called Makeup Tutorial? Because it was in your mom's browser history.Ok, thank you dad.No problem,

I had a teacher in high school, Ms Turtle. She tortoise well.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"

I've never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

A genie asked, "What's your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich." And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich."

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.

Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.