The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
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My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, That makes two of us.
What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry I'll ketchup.
How are a hippo and Zippo similar? One is very heavy, the other's only a little lighter.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.