The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!