The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.