The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
I’m never getting a massage there again... place rubs me the wrong way.
Wanna hear a giraffe joke? Nah it will just go over your head.
Covid restrictions... I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far. They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
What did Donald Trump say to the cow? Fake moos!
Trump doesn’t know geography... Instead of building a wall on the Mexico border, he built one in Washington DC
pancakes Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws. Happy holidays everyone.
Why did Mrs.Claus break up with Santa? Because he kept calling her a hoe hoe hoe