The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.