The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why do dragons never finish anything on time? bc they like to drag on and on.

What do you call Dragon with no silver? A dron

Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*

If James Spader played a redditor in Blacklist, what would be the name of his character? Raymond Redditon

I'm about to embark on a huge art conquest of Shakespeare's work and am undecided on which pencil to use... 2B or not 2B

Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.

Why do geologists hate their jobs? They get taken for granite.

How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!

Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!

A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'

You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'