The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.