The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.