The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
My wife is really self-conscious about how thick her eyebrows are I told her she's crazy; most women would kill for *half* her eyebrows
I maintain my stomach tone by doing as many crunches as I can, every day. (Usually either Nestle or Captain)
I think there is a bug in my Tinder app, I'm not getting any matches. So I wrote an email to Tinder's tech support, but apparently they have the same issue.
I tried to make Indian sourdough But that was a naan starter
Today I'm only celebrating my birthday for half a minute! I guess you could say it's my thirty-second birthday.
Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear
How do you feed 100 people with one loaf of bread? You cut the ends and now have endless bread.
My buddy was in a motorcycle accident and lost half his foot. So now he's handicapped. He's still the same guy, but I just can't hang out with him anymore. So I realized something important about myself. I'm lack-toes intolerant.
Marylanders: Do you know how to tell the difference between male and female Chesapeake blue crabs ? The female will tell you how to eat her.
Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego(thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.