The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.