The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man shuffles onto a crowded hotel elevator. Since he couldn't press the floor button, he stated, "Ballroom please". The lady next to him shuffles a little bit and replies "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
I walked into the pet shop this morning and said to the cashier, "I bought two hamsters from you yesterday, but when I woke up this morning, they were both dead!" She frowned and replied, "I warned you about the hot weather. Did you give them plenty of water like I suggested?" "Yes, I filled their tank right to the top."
Me: Hey boss, can I get a few weeks of vacation time during Christmas? Boss: It’s May.Me: Fine. May I get a few weeks of vacation time during Christmas?
me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table **waiter:** white or red?**me, trying to impress my date:** whichever onion the chef prefers
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
A pair of obviously wasted jumper cables walks into a bar and says to the bartender "gimmie a drink buddy."The bartender looks him up and down and says, "alright, I will give you one drink. But you better not start something!"
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office? He was the first Porkmaster General.
My relationship with a comic book collector didn't turn out well They had a lot of issues
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.