The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
This morning, Siri said, Don't call me Shirley. I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode!
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.