The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.