The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.

I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

After getting the windows on my car tinted black, I showed it to my wife. She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"I said, "That's the point."

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether you'll see them later or in a while.

I only drink on days beginning with "T" Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow

A lady goes grocery shopping. So, a lady goes to the grocery store to buy a few things, and she approaches the meat section on the store. She says to the butcher "how much for that pig's head??" To this the butcher replies "ma'am, that's a mirror."

Why did Trump play golf after the election ? Because that’s where the winner has the lowest score.

An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain. Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

Studies suggest that approximately 90% of the world's population is right-handed. On the other hand, 10% of the world's population is left-handed.