The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Heard about the Trump fruit salad? It's mostly orange 'm' peach.
Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter ... what a kind jester!
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past
Guy A signs up for a haircut promotion where he pays a one time fee of $100 for unlimited haircuts, whereas Guy B said no to the promotion. Why does Guy B feel so much pain every time he gets a hair cut? Pay Per Cut.
What happened to Hawaii when it lost all of its musical instruments? It became an a cappellago.
So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?Wife: whatever means necessary.Me: ...? No it doesn't.
What do you call a pig who just lost at a game of tug-of-war? Pulled pork
Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
A father and his young son are walking deep in the woods at night with a lantern and a shovel The son says, "Dad it's creepy out here, I'm scared" The father replies, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone!"
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the people living life in peace. **ME:** That’s beautiful.**CARL DOUGLAS:** Okay, now imagine they were kung fu fighting.**ME:** No, you’re right, that’s better. Carl’s is better.
What's the best angle to approach any problem? The TRYangle.
There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors Carole Baskin And Robin's
What type of fish can perform a liver transplant? A sturgeon.
Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.
I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles... “Hardback?”, asked the clerk.“Yes, with cute little legs.” I said.