The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.