The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.