The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.