The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.