The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.