The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.