The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin? I'm flattered!
I’ve heard one beer = 7 slices of bread I ate a whole loaf and I’m not drunk yet.Did I do it wrong?
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
Did you hear the Port of Subs down the street burned down? They should have been a Firehouse Subs.
Life Pro Tip ~ if you start watching, "When Harry Met Sally" at exactly 11:15 pm on New Year's Eve, when the clock strikes midnight... You'll still be just as single as when you started the movie...
My girlfriend gave me a Valentine's Day card Silly girl disguised it as a restraining order
My friend asked whats my favourite form of cardio Jumping to conclusions
What would drive Tiger in the woods? A need for speed.
I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network... ...and call it LinkedIn Park.I'll show myself out now.
What’s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer? You only need to punch instructions into a drum machine once.
Grandad "Here's 5 bucks, bring me back a 6 pack and a bag of chips." Grandson "Grandad, 5 bucks isnt enough" Grandad "back in my day... 2 bucks could get you a beer, chips, a chocolate bar, a sandwhich and a newspaper!Nowadays you can't do that anymore, there's cameras everywhere!"
One wind engine asks an other: What music do you like? The other one answers: I'm a big metal fan.
I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine. She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.