The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!

Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.

Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!

I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.

I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.

Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.