The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.