The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.