The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Why do Amoung Us characters bottle up their emotions? Because they get kicked out of the group when they vent.
How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
I don't like to illegally download music. I'm afraid I'll get FLAC.