The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

My friend loves to talk about their new skin lotion. He just keeps rubbing it in.

A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.

What sort of chicken caught the sun? Tannedoori.

A blonde is being interviewed for a job. The interviewer says "In our company, any employee may be selected at random for a drug test." The blonde asks "Do you have to study a lot for them?"

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.

I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.