The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend loves to talk about their new skin lotion. He just keeps rubbing it in.
A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
What sort of chicken caught the sun? Tannedoori.
A blonde is being interviewed for a job. The interviewer says "In our company, any employee may be selected at random for a drug test." The blonde asks "Do you have to study a lot for them?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.