The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.