The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.