The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.