The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming. One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"
What do you call an artist who loves making stew? Stewart.
Did you know you can't breath when you smile? Just kidding. Just wanted to make you guys smile 🙂
Dating a female tennis player is always a good idea. They've got good aces.
A good farmer is not just good at what he does He’s the best in his field
I bought several books on how to overcome artificial intelligence. I saw them advertised on my Facebook.
What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.
Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company
A criminal sets up a small souvenir shop in Australia selling glass Kangaroos as a front for his drug smuggling business The detective working the case walks in and says"I can see straight through your roos mate"
Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant He said: it’s naan of your business