The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A hermit crab decided to move into a lovely new home in a swanky neighbourhood. He really had to shell out for that place.
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
I had a big wasps nest under the eve of my roof so I went to the hardware store to find some wasp spray. I found a can and asked a worker if this was good for wasps? He says “No, it kills them.”
Did you hear about the pig who thought he caught Covid on a plane? Turned out to be the 'swine flew'
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
What do turtles eat? Plastic
Why did the pig jump into the pot of stew? Because it was stew-pig
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane, and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What did settlers eat when they headed west? Oregon Trail Mix. I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.
Bubonic plague inflames your lymph nodes. But pneumonic plague helps you to remember things
A sheep and a goat went on a blind date and found out they had nothing in common. When asked about their experience, the Sheep went: “Bah”and the Goat went “Meh”.
It's hard being an American Comedian in Iraq! No matter how many times I keep coming back I'm always bombing!
I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth. But eventually I caved.
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually. So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew