The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.