The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than a mutton for punishment.
A friend of mine asked what my IQ was... I told him it was 60. He was pretty shocked, but I'm not worried. I was tested in Celsius.
What is the worst name for a hair salon? Budget Cuts
Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said, 'Na na na na nana na'".
I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.