The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
Dr Ian Malcolm isn't sure how to fit his favorite cereal in the grocery cart But Life finds a way
Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?... He was a gluten for punishmentSorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.
I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them to the dentist They said it wasn’t fair
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/Jokes, but today she is absent. So a subreddit
I hired a new driver last month... He always goes the extra mile.I need a new driver.
Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. You start with a diamond and heart and you end with a club and spade.
I got my Covid shot today. I feel fine, except... I have this strange urge to change my browser to Edge.
Why doesn't McDonald's serve gourmet food? Because that would be a McSteak.
Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.
What concert costs just 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event: "It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
I love how the ninja turtles wear masks Great way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant fucking turtle or something
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
There's a quantum observation theory where only police have consciousness cop didn't see it I didn't do it