The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!