The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.