The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Without geometry life is pointless.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.