The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Clothes, but no cigar.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
An actor rehearsing on stage was going on and on about the colors "No, THIS is where you illuminate the stage with sunflower yellow, and HERE is when you fade to chartreuse!" he said, tapping emphatically on the manuscript. Opening day came, and the actor found himself now fully and completely in The lemon-limelight
A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars."Thirty dollars?" he replies. "What do you need twenty dollars for?"
What did the sliced loaf say to the uncliced loaf? OK bloomer.
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset. Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
Dad, do you know why it's so dark out? No sun.
Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry? Because calcium helps build trombones
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping. It does not.
How does an Italian win an award in television? He has to rigatoni
What do you say to a cow that does somewhat decent on an exam? Medium well done.Side joke: It made very few mis steaks
Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture..... But when I got home, the tables were turned
Went to the store to buy a Kinder Surprise, but they'd sold out... No bueno