The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.