The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do houses wear? An address.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.