The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.