The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
The guy who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers He just wanted to put them in their place.
What do you call a ship carrying dairy cows? A Galleon of Milk
Did you know the 80's pop band "A Flock of Seagulls" is gaining alot of attention in the middle east? They're getting really popular in Pakistan, Afghanistan And Iran, I ran so far away!
Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency? Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."
When I was in college I went to a fortune teller and she told me that if I stay in school and get my degree I will be making a ridiculous amount of money Turns out she was right! Now I work as a crossing guard.
I've stopped burning bridges in my life because they make them out of steel now.
Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees Trump whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired."Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed."How long did it take you?""Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
I thought of this while practicing piano: Behtoven's diarrhea was so bad one moonlit night... that he had 3 movements.
I’ve designed a bathroom stall door that will open for everyone except British detectives. It’s called a No Shit, Sure-Lock.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a canadian enchilada? A centimeter-alada