The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers? No fax given.
Having a baby girl? You should name her Artica. It's awesome because all her nieces and nephews will have an Aunt Artica.
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
Security Guard : "I'm sorry ma'am but skinny dipping is prohibited in this beach " Woman : " You could have warned me before I removed the clothes" Security guard :" Well, there is no law about that".
pancakes Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
Recently a teacher got arrested... Police found a pencil, ruler and notebook. Allegedly he was part of the Al-Gebra network and possessed weapons of math instruction.
People in Iran are scared of spiders But in Iraq, no phobia.
What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?... An Ediot!
For how long since its discovery has Covid 19 been deadly? From right off the bat.
Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...
A guy has to go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, but he forgot his tie so he used jumper cables. The maître d' says "I'll let ya in, but don't start anything."
In Europe, they don't call it the "Friend Zone" They call it the "Pal Region"
Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, We don't serve string here. So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago? The string says, No sir, I'm a frayed knot.