The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My 3-year-old son said, "Put my shoes on." I told him, "I think my feet are too big."
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
Doctor, doctor, I'm terrified of squirrels. (Doctor replies:) You must be nuts.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!