The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
What do houses wear? An address.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.