The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did Shakespeare eat for lunch? Caesar salad.
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
My frugal neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself. "How hard can it be?" he said. I think he's in for a shock.
My wife asked me what the price of lamb meat is. I told her I didn’t know much but... I know it ain’t sheep.
What form of art is very popular among college kids? Ramen doodles
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!
I was going to eat a spaghetti squash... But then I thought, "Nah, I butternut."
Why was the clam limping on Monday morning? Because he went clubbing at the weekend and pulled a mussel.
I just released a new fragrance Nobody in the car seemed to like it
Do you know what happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster.
Why are Australians such confident baseball players? They’re always being told “good eye”Yes I realize this is stupid 🙂
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it? Neither! Coconut trees don't grow bananas!
With all the Mandalorian hype, I had asked my rich uncle for a first edition toy Yoda for Christmas But all he gave me was some junky old car.
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone