The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, "I'm getting a divorce," she was the first one to like it.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What happened to the couple who didn't pay their exorcist? Their house got repossessed.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.